Barwinism

Barwinism is a set of concepts that relates procreation with the idea that the human standard, as it relates to choosing a mate, is directly proportionate to the number of drinks that species consumes.

Barwanism dictates that the drunkest will lower their expectations and have sex in an ally, gutter, field, bathroom stall, back of a pickup, on a rooftop, on your moms bed with your mom sleeping next to you, etc. with no, or little, concern for the consequences. Thus producing a catalyst that will bear fruit nine months post orgasm.

"All three of my kids were a direct result of barwinism."

by DDDALLAS November 23, 2011

Barking Schneider

A very hairy, early matured child. Most likely a man with a mustache as early as 5th grade. Is very rare and can be found howling in the moonlight nude on a tree branch. Can be agressive when provoked.

The barking schneider is arguably the 8th wonder of the world, although skeptics say he is only a myth. He is often compared to hagrid, an oversized hairy lard from harry potter.

by Pooch Pounder December 3, 2013

bartini

Created in Houston, TX by King_Bartini in the late 1990s, when he ran out of barre. Properly prepared, a bag of jolly ranchers and 5-10 handlebars (xanax 2mg) are allowed to dissolve for a minimum of 24hrs in a 64 oz non-carbonated beverage. Must be poured over ice, and sipped slow; intensifies the taste. In expedited situations, a 20 oz (1 handlebar) may be shaken to receive a similar effect.

Got me a potent Bartini marinating for All-Star weekend. I dropped 10 in a 64 oz Cran-Cherry. It's gon go dyne!

by King_Bartini March 15, 2015

Baruins

Barillo and Ruins are the names of two of the most hated internet trolls in the world. Both are BOS (Ban on sight) and MOS (Mute on sight) on most online games. Baruins is the term for the ultimate evolution of an internet troll.

Troll: Fund me fagts

Person 1: Why are you doing this so early in the morning, go to school

Troll: Stfu you gay fk you just like to asslick everyone for money and popularity die irl

Person 1: Baruins, I hate you so much *logs out*

by Infamous Gangster June 27, 2015

Barking spider

A term used in jail for farting. A loud fart that is loud enough for others to hear.

" hey did i just hear you lay a fart?"
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"

Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".

by Citychick213 December 15, 2016

Barbingle

Generic hockey term that can be used in any context.

"Fock boys I Barbingled this absolute dragon last night. It was ballistic!"

"Fockin rights boys that was a fockin beautician of a Barbingle right there!"

"Boys did you scope that glorious Barbingle? So much top ched its like a charcuterie board out here!"

by Dexter Wansel July 11, 2017

barrington middle school

bms is home to some of the fakest white people you will ever meet. most people only stay friends with each other to get invited to parties. all of our teachers ditch us and the assistant principals always are up your crotch. girls smear their period blood all over the toilets and write in green sharpie on the walls. people light the toilet paper on fire and 8th graders always date down. there is always one friend group that is the most popular but they are all so fake to each other. MMR is a complete slut. since the school is inside fishhawk you would think it would be a nice school but its like a dump. there is also guys with fake teeth

Gosh im so glad i dont go to barrington middle school.

by mann student December 13, 2019