Baruins

Barillo and Ruins are the names of two of the most hated internet trolls in the world. Both are BOS (Ban on sight) and MOS (Mute on sight) on most online games. Baruins is the term for the ultimate evolution of an internet troll.

Troll: Fund me fagts

Person 1: Why are you doing this so early in the morning, go to school

Troll: Stfu you gay fk you just like to asslick everyone for money and popularity die irl

Person 1: Baruins, I hate you so much *logs out*

by Infamous Gangster June 27, 2015

Bruins at 1

The time tested excuse by all UCLA Alums when they want to get out of doing something with their wives.

"Honey, don't forget that we are meeting with my parents at 2 for lunch."

"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."

"You are?"

"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"

by Alex in East Los Angeles January 16, 2021

Barkinson's

Shaky dog syndrome

Dude, is your dog having a seizure?
No man, he's just got barkinson's.

by PandaKhan June 1, 2011

bruins

Pro hockey team from Boston.

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

Bruins

Boston's kickass hockey team that assraped the Canucks in the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals.

Tom: Dude, did you see the Bruins win Game 7?
Fred: Nah, I was busy jerking off my dog.

by simpletroll June 16, 2011

Boston Bruins

Boston's pro hockey team. Fowards: Bergeron, Campbell, Horton, Kelly, Krejci, Lucic, Marchand, Paille, Peverley, Recci, Ryder, Savard, Seguin, Thorton. Defensemen: Bartkowski, Boychuk, Chara, Ference, Hnidy, Kaberle, Kampfer, McQuaid, Seidenberg. Goalies: Thomas, Rask.

The Boston Bruins are taking home the cup this year.

by Bruins2011 June 22, 2011

Boston Bruins

The best team in the NHL. Caught a lot of shit for trading away a playoff bum and a dangler, but they got Marco Sturm for it and he's a badass. Now they have Blake Wheeler, Milan Lucic, Patrice Bergeron, and David Krejci who will lead the Bruins to glory for years to come. Tim Thomas keeps proving people wrong every night. Don't fuck with Zdeno Chara. Oh, and Lucic will fucking kick your ass and then check you through the glass.

The Boston Bruins kick ass. Lucic is the biggest badass in the NHL.

by FlattopFinney December 9, 2008