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A Brett Barnes

Like the Harvey Wallbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).
"Can I help you?"

"Yeah, get me a Brett Barnes."
by Brett Barnes May 17, 2006
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Barnstorming

something exciting or profound.
"what a great movie!" "yes, it was barnstorming!!"
by Ben Holt November 24, 2003
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Barnes Party

Noun: A Party that has a lack of alcohol or very low quality alcohol, such as Colt .45. Slampigs are regulars at a Barne's Party.
Adj: A party that is poorly planned and executed.
"What are you doing tonight?"
"I dunno, I'm so bored, I may have to go to a Barnes Party"
by TKE8624 March 17, 2008
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Barnstormer

1. The best venue for original music that ever existed. They also had great pizza. Formerly in Montevallo, AL, this double wide trailer was a second home to many, and hosted bands from across the U.S. and around the world. Closed in 2003 and will forever be missed by all.

2. Originally, a stunt biplane flyer. Name originated from the spectacle of flying a plane through the open doors of a barn.
Q. What are you doing tonite?

A. Going to Barnstormer, Phil & Walon are playing tonight and Pabst is a dollar 'til midnite!
by Mike April 17, 2004
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barnes

More potent then the word bitch. Also a worthless human being that will amount to nothing in life. One of the worst things you could ever be called.
by Matt F. May 16, 2006
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barnst

to accelerate quickly, to do something in quick sucession, to smash someone or something, to drill something, to demolish something, a general term for doing something awesome
the cops were coming so i just barnst it out of there, i barnst him
by merts mcgee April 26, 2011
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Barnes' Girlfriend

A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.
A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.
by Struggle Bus 69 April 30, 2013
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