barnos

the best damn dude in the world
also nown as "DERT"

hey, yo' i be seein' that barnos and dert every damnwhere.

by barnos October 28, 2003

banoonies

An unspecified object or action, that sounds hilarious to both sober and inebriated people. Can be viewed as quite sexual in meaning depending on the situation.

Max: " Hey lizi, BANOONIES"
Lizi: *Lol* "What the hell?"
Max: "I dunno, it just sounds funny."
Lizi: "It sounds like a sexual position"
Both: *LMFAO*

by Maxy Newton January 6, 2009

dirty banonie

1) The act of inserting a banana into your partner's anus, pulling it out, and then shoving the entire thing into your mouth.

"Omg, Bill gave Kyle a dirty banonie last night at the party. He said it was amazing!!"

by Ejbrown July 16, 2006

barbora

A blond chick, with tight buns and curves that a black man cant resist checking out. A white guy would get on it too though.

The black man was taking snap shots of barbora's buttocks, which he later laminated onto his bed sheets.

by Michelle Michaels February 5, 2008

barnold

well barnold is a man of many words. most of them are dumb ones. he had 10 dads come to parent night during the football season. his mother is a kind little house wife with a past like one of a whore. a normal day for barnold consist of going to school and wasting time during class looking up colledge schools with the name like th philly funk and what not. then he goes to lunch and trys to make long distance shot from his seat to the garbge can while shouting "koby" knowing dam well that koby is a tall black man and not a short fat white boy from the berbs. then he goes home and waste the wrest of his free time on madden 05 trying to make the 49ers a team worth talking about. when we all know that the only way the 49ers will see another superbowl is when hell freezes over and the whole team dies in a plane crash. barnold is a sad man and his mom is a whore/house wife. and his sister is hot!

"mmmm barnolds mom gives good head.and his sisters tittys are amazing"

by kevin March 14, 2005

Skrampled Banonos

The condition of one's mental and moral faculties while in a state of extreme disorientation or disarray. Often the result of heavy substance use followed by a period of deep sleep from which one cannot be roused. "Skrampled Banonos" happens upon waking, and is exacerbated if waking in a strange location or bed (typically nude). This state of confusion and weak decision-making ability lasts anywhere from 1 or 2 minutes to an hour.

Tom: When that tramp finally woke up this morning, she fell off the bed, hit her head, and started crying because she didn't know who I was or why her g-string was tied up in her hair! She wandered outside wearing my t-shirt and then disappeared.

Eric: Sounds like the bitch was Skrampled Banonos.

by Rocky Rangrooblestoop the 77th April 10, 2010

Race Bannon

According to an old Valentine's Day edition of the Boston Globe, it is a phrase used by cockgobblers (i.e.: Greg Fiore) when referring to their life partners (i.e: Pete DeVincent). The reference comes from the old Johnny Quest cartoon, in which Johnny has a father, Dr. Quest, but no mother... only Race Bannon. Race seemed quite happy to take care of Johnny and run errands for the good Doctor, the way a dedicated wife should.

"Greg, be a good little Race Bannon and use less teeth when giving me a blumpkin."

by Bob G. July 19, 2004