Barking Crab

When one excretes feces and is straddled by another, excreting feces between ones legs.. all feet must be touching the ground.

"I had to wipe the shit off my balls, because my lady and i did the barking crab last night"

by Beefmasterconan August 13, 2011

Qually Bark

Any sort of Hand Gun (Bangers,Rachets,Hammers, ext).

.Imma let the "Qually Bark" spray.
.glocks, 45's, 22's, 40'cals, rugger, any thing used to pop a nigga!

by Davey Bizzl October 02, 2007

dogs are barking

Your feet fucking hurt, stink, and reek.

From the movie "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"

"My dogs are barking" *Removes Shoes and Socks.

by Mitochondria2009 November 28, 2009

Barking Spider

A fart made while sitting in a chair. A chair has four legs. The person has two arms and two legs- that's eight legs- thus the spider reference. With time the term has been misused so often, it has now come to mean any fart.

( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.

by Mark Trageser March 08, 2008

bark toe

A horrific, disabling disease that is usually but not limited to infecting the large or "big" toe. Givin' the name bark toe due to the fact that your toe nail rots away in select spots and turns the nail thats left brown, giving your toe the appearance of the trunk of a well nourished maple tree, but an unhealhy toe. If left untreated it can probably get worse and your foot will most likely look like ass. It is extremely contagious. If your wondering who to thank for this pretty shitty condition you can thank one Delvin Nashville Country Music Superstar Sensation Extraordinare who didn't take medication correctly after an ingrown toe nail. Delvin Nashville currently lives in Honolulu, Hawaii and struggles day to day with his illness.

Do you want me to take you to the doctor, it looks like you could have bark toe?

by ryanmorgan February 25, 2006

barking spider

A higher pitched fart, typically resulting when the fart is either forced, or interestingly, when the fart is attempted to be squelched. Should never be confused with a barking tree frog, the tone of which is clear and resounding.

Mary squeaked out a barking spider in church last Sunday, right in the middle of the sermon.

by W. Lunker March 06, 2008

Barking Spider

Something Doug is stupid enough to belive is real

Bear : Did You Fart
Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider

Bear: Lol
Doug : There really is a Barking Spider

by Juggalo Gray Fox March 29, 2010