performance award

A term used by motorcyclists to describe a speeding ticket in an amusing light. Motorcyclists tend not to obey speed limits.

Man, I passed a cop at 30 over and earned myself another performance award.

by nycubergeek September 24, 2005

MTV Music Awards

There is no fucking point in them handing out awards when no music is being played on their bullshit oxymoron station.

How many more fucking awards can Eminem win for his shitty music album. MTV Music Awards suck.

by my ears are bleeding September 30, 2003

darwin award

the darwin award is given to people usely postumesly for dying from an act of stupidity they created themselve..these acts are ether horendisly stupid or severly beyond common sense..it can not be a common act..it must be a one and only type of an herendous act of stupidity...most of these awards have been given out in the new york city area in the united states of america...what does that tell you?

i swear ive never heard of a person dying in such a stupid manor...he deserves the darwin award for that one

by mr knowlage December 28, 2003

Anwar

The definition of handsome. This BOY is so stunning that when he walks out in public people bow down to him. Every girl in the world wants him because hes so well equipped to please them! He looks like a Greek God except hes Somalian so he looks like a hot bad ass Somalian Pirate! And hes always got money to spend on all his bitches!

*Anwar walks into the street from his billion dollar home*

and everyone bows down to him as if he's Allah!

by The Hottest Bitch Ever July 7, 2011

Singles Awareness Day

Valentine's Day for single people. I heard about it from a friend.

(a three way phone conversation)
Girl 1: Hi girls!
Girl 2/Single Girl: Hi!
Girl 1(to girl 2): Happy Valentine's Day!(Now directed toward Single Girl)Happy Singles Awareness Day!

by TheBlackMew February 18, 2007

Darwin Award

An award awarded to a person who does humanity a favor by removing himself from the gene pool by losing the ability to reproduce either by death or sterilization in a stupid fashion. This ensures their hereditary mental incompetence cannot be passed on to future generations, thus bettering the human race. However easy it is to obtain the award, one can be disqualified for a number of reasons, including insanity. This I don't understand, as insanity is considered undesirable in the gene pool as well.

How pathetic do you have to be to get disqualified for a Darwin Award?

by CH4RL3S D4RW1N January 2, 2010

bass akwards

Being of a wrong nature or easily confused ie. ass backwards

The guy who wrote the definition for rainbow wings got his definition bass akwards!!

by Mobius July 17, 2003