Avocado Wings

Feeling fly af, whether it’s a mood or in a situation.

‘I just got laid, I got my avocado wings 🥑💸’

by KlevisJones33 August 2, 2022

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Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !

Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”

by noodleiscool June 22, 2022

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sidewards avocado cap

same as cap, it means lie or

my mom: im younger than you
me: thats sidewards avocado cap

by misssophcupcake June 24, 2022

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Avocado Taost

When you misspell avocado toast.

Ben Dover : What do you want to order?
Mike Oxsmall : Avocado Taost
Ben Dover : You Illiterate Dipshit.

by Egghplants November 15, 2022

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Feeling Like Nikacado Avocado

The feeling of perceiving yourself as gross, overweight, gay and/or annoying. Could also mean you feel like making disgusting food that is deep fried.

“Man, Feeling Like Nikacado Avocado right now with how much gross wing sauce is on my face.”

by Spaacebear November 21, 2022

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