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peddle assisted cunts

Single/groups of cyclists on the road.
The PAC’s (Peddle assisted cunts) were taking up the whole road.
by i want to break free February 24, 2024
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Admin Assistant

A fake job title typically used to cover up conspiracies involving FNHA.
Me: "I notice you haven't been any help to anyone ever. What does an Admin Assistant do exactly?"

Her: "Uhh... here's a link to FRAFCA."
by 12345................... March 7, 2022
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vaccon assistant

one who performs all of the finishing work on vaccon water tanks while the general stands by and watches. Specific assistant duties include flame treating, drilling holes, trimming flash, bagging, wrapping, and impact testing.
Donnell: Man I havent seen you all day what are you up to.
Jermaine: I have been busy...I am the vaccon assistant.
Nelson: Quietly agrees and laughs at his desk
by Mystery Dictionary February 17, 2010
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Feedback Assistant

A personal labeled as an F.B.I. tipster.
The Feedback Assistant was so fucking bombed one night at the bar that he forgot his cell phone behind with “millions of dollars” on his cell phone.
by DaveShaw June 5, 2018
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the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.
Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
by Seven86 June 27, 2024
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assistant captain

A person on a sports team who helps the captain but is still below his power.
by Ibby_Libby June 6, 2014
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Trades Assistant

When someone is so infatuated with their make workmate that they wash them, feed them, unzip them, assist them to go toilet, felate them.....
George was so infatuated with his workmate Mace that he asked to be his trades assistant
by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019
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