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Assistant Head

A person so skilled in the mastery of giving head, that they are now paid handsomely to assist others in the art.
That Annie is a born phenom on the D-stick, she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

I hear she is now an Assistant Head of EGG's and being paid to tutor the younguns in the art form.
by Scroody October 28, 2021
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Drink-assist

An unwarranted drink of all or some of someone's, like your significant other or relatives, beverage.

When someone else drinks some or all your beverage before you can.
He poured the last of the lemonade and gave me a drink-assist and stared at me blankly.
by G Longfella June 25, 2023
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my gym assistant

An innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.
My Gym Assistant is an innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.
by mcelikx November 22, 2021
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Partner Assisted PT

The physical training that occurs during sexual intercourse.
Joe asked Sally if she'd like to engage in some partner assisted PT.
by Kingdicktheasshole February 27, 2012
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Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance

"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"
While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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Assistant Simp

When you wingman a Simp yet you are not a simp yourself.
"Today I helped Elliot get this girl he was after."

"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"
by Sh0rtkakke March 25, 2020
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