assbake

someone who farts and stinks up the room as if they had just baked a cake, of stink.

Sometimes Pete can be a real assbake, I mean holy fuck!SOMEONE OPEN A GODDAMN WINDOW!!!!!

by Mai-Ling Melsinate November 24, 2006

assbag

someone who acts like a bag full of ass

"Ya know that guy Johnny, well he's a real assbag"

by hewchardon May 22, 2003

Assbrown

1. A Hashbrown enjoyed out of the anal cavity.

ex. Yo I got an assbrown from michelle branch, with ketchup nd shit.

by King Jamz May 24, 2006

ASSbury park

Big NJ gay hangout. Future home of Jim McGreevey and Golan Cipel.

"ASSbury park is so gay the guys on Queer Eye dont go there!"

by Barry G. September 16, 2004

assbowl

the last hit in the pipe that occasionally gets pulled through into your mouthular cavity - producing a coughing, spitting, near-wretching effect - often resulting in undesirable yet hilarious consequences

Dude, I think there's one more hit in this pipe but it's probably some assbowl

by bonedoggy March 22, 2004

assbench

When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.

Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah

Phil: ....=(

by mrfizzwidget398 July 23, 2009

assbaron

Used to describe a faggot. Someone who is annoying or someone who is homosexual. It is also interchangable with asspirate and others.

Tim: Hey, Johnny won't shut the fuck up about his retarded Pokemon cards.

Jake: Then go punch that little assbaron in the face.

by xDiscordianx November 6, 2009