agathe

agathe is the typical girl who can date every single boy of her school.But she doesn't want this she only wants mark anastasio.So now they are dating and they are a good couple!

agathe is cool

by nameslol123 August 1, 2020

Apache Love Song

A sacred ritual where 2 or more people dance around a tent occupied by a furious masturbator.

We knew Rick was beatin' it inside the tent, so the 4 of us began circling the tent in an Apache Love Song.

by Rondo Boner October 15, 2009

loser apathy

To start not caring about anything due to faliure in a certain area of your life:

Jack: Wow, have you seen Ed recently? He's got serious loser apathy since Adele.

Jill: Yea, always happens.

by Ed A November 16, 2006

Apatow

The act of masturbating while watching something on TV that is not masturbatory fodder.

Named after hit filmmaker Judd Apatow who confessed to Jon Stewart that he had pleasured himself while watching Stewart's interview with Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol.

Friend 1: Did you watch Conan last night?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I Apatowed his monologue so I wasn't really paying attention.

by chairmanoftheboard October 2, 2009

Apathy

When you just don’t give a fuck

apathy: i don’t give a fuck

by IdiotHorse November 4, 2019

Apathetic Diction

Noun - Diction that does not suggest a emotion but focus more on the choice of words.

"Wordsworth campaigned against exaggerated Apathetic Diction"

by EpicEggDog March 12, 2021

Metered apathy

A way to selectively "check out" and ignore your work surroundings. A defense mechanism where one selectively does not get involved to maintain sanity while warding off additional work.

I had to turn up the apathy meter to survive Lumberg's meeting.

Its not that I don't care I just have metered apathy.

by Join The Club May 15, 2010