The art of appearing to be productive at work without actually doing anything of any value. In its truest form this involves loud, screeching equipment, foul language, and blaming everyone/everything around the half-asser in a covert manner, i.e. running to the head boss and ratting on everyone else while simultaneously kissing the head boss' ass.
Employee 1: Damn that Rocky! He's such a pussy!
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.
by Uganda1 October 29, 2008
by katie was here August 04, 2007
Someone who does not commit to a full send for the boys and are generally pussies when it comes to some savage shit.
by nihiligratis December 06, 2017
A long term girlfriend/boyfriend, or your wife/husband. So called because they are very special to you and it is as though they complete you.
by Atomik Spongeface July 08, 2008
1. starting something with no intention of finishing.
2. talking like you are going toget violent with someone and not follow through.
being half assed.
2. talking like you are going toget violent with someone and not follow through.
being half assed.
by fuckoffanddie March 28, 2005
While drinking a tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the rescue. - Half of your attention is on the child, Half is on your Half-n-Half.
Lifeguard 1: Chit-Chat
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat
(Child falls in pool)
Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)
(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)
Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"
Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"
Man: Huh?
Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"
Man: "No Problem-o"
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat
(Child falls in pool)
Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)
(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)
Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"
Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"
Man: Huh?
Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"
Man: "No Problem-o"
by jsanctuary13 May 21, 2011
A more derogatory version of half caste used to describe people of mixed race. Made more offensive maybe by the implied casually dismissive nature of the phrase. Often pronounced arf chat.
Regionally popular in the UK (South Eastern England among older people and possibly a phrase coined by soldiers during the British colonial occupation of India in the 19th century.
Regionally popular in the UK (South Eastern England among older people and possibly a phrase coined by soldiers during the British colonial occupation of India in the 19th century.
by Chelonian October 06, 2011