A math teacher whom never has sex with his attractive wife, and thus takes out his pitiful frustrations upon his students in the form of jackassness, stubbornness, and overall unfairness. Graduating from a mediocre college at best, this man replaces techinical terms with those such as "this guy" and "squiggly wiggly" then questions why not many of his students make 5's on the AP exam. He is the lowest in society's food chain and should be publicly curbed.
Today Mr. Fown was a huge jackass, man he is so damn tall, like some kind of freak, and he never wears anything but pants, even in the dead of the summer, what does he have to hide? I bet he never has sex with his wife...the jackass, hey you want to go take a dumb in his car? ok let's go.
Not the most polished fighting game but never the less a good fighting game. The fighting system is generally good except for the fact you can counter any attack at any time. However the average DoA player is a complete noob as I have easily beaten all my friends who own DoA although I only ever play it at their houses. This shows that people are lying about buying it for "gameplay". Proof of this are the other definitions here on this site.
DoA Player: "Hey DoA 4 has great gameplay! btw when does Dead or Alive Xtreme Volleyball 2 come out?"