Alaskan Alarm Clock

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.

Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.

by Chief Ten Peckers February 15, 2010

Alasia

The name Alasia is amazing. If you are friends with an Alasia, your life is most likely very fun and crazy. Alasia is the life of the party, has green eyes, and is beautiful. Not to mention very, very intelligent. Alasia is the most amazing thing in the world.

There are few Alasia's out there...
Person 1: "I don't know what i would do without Alasia."
Person 2: "Same here, same here."

by ihavegreeneyes June 23, 2012

Alaskan bearclaw

An Alaskan bearclaw is when your female partner has open cuts and you ejaculate on them

My wife screamed because of my Alaskan bearclaw

by spodderman May 23, 2014

alaskan dumpster dive

When you take an Eskimo and feed him/her your trash in turn having them regurgitate it on you and you both slide on eachother's puke-covered body like a dumpster dive

When you go to Ancorage next week, as the natives about an Alaskan dumpster dive, it's a fun time ;)

by Bigguyty November 13, 2014

alaskan blow horn

When you blow your load on your partner in 0 degree weather. Also you cum freezes on your partner leaving irritation

I Wanted to Alaskan blow horn my wife

by Donaldberman14 November 18, 2014

Ahlias

Ahlias is a very social boy he talks to anyone he isn’t shy either. He is a great person to have in ur life as a friend or bf. He’s usually good at any sport that involves a ball but he isn’t cocky he’s just really confident. He’s very cute gets a lot of girls but is very careful with who he dates you’d be lucky to get him so never let him go

Girl:Are u dating Ahlias?
Friend:yeah he’s amazing

by Qwertyuiopcoolerthanu October 26, 2019

alassandra

Alassandra is a very interesting cute and funny girl who cares about her family and friends. She has big honkadonkers its almost impossible not to notice her vary big and nice boobs. She's very punk rocker emo girl who can get any guy she wants. If you know an alassandra then keep them close because she will protect you and love you with all she can. But don't be fooled because she could ruin you expose you and make it so much more difficult for you in life. Some may call her a slut but there just jelly that cant get her

That girl alassandra is such a good kisser

by glittertits69 October 19, 2020