afflatulence

A state of exhibiting an extraordinary amount of noxious gas, often triggered by consuming excessive methane-generating food (such as beans, garlic, broccoli, and cheese).

Derived from English word "afflatus" (creative impulse or inspiration), or a contraction of English words "affluent" and "flatulence."

A day after eating dozen bean-and-cheese tacos, John demonstrated his afflatulence during the staff meeting--driving most of his colleagues to rush out of the room.

by BreakingWind August 29, 2018

Affogato Style

Soaking your worst enemies balls in steaming hot espresso. It’s so evil that things may get foamy. Also, a form of flattery, refinement, high class, and composure when dealing with douchebags and drunk old ladies.

Response to an insult: “I will take care of you affogato style,” “I’m about to page my barista and order an affogato drip,” “I’m about to press some coffee beans, and serve this (points to nearest douchebag) affogato style.”

by Ophelia2007 September 3, 2018

aflouncement

A portmanteau of 'announcement' and 'flounce', as in when a member of a social media group leaves but with the need to angrily announce their flounce for all to see.

The trashy men in the Facebook group caused Sumaya to post her aflouncement.

by Divan Roets April 21, 2019

alflorfer

Alflorfer is the feeling right before you ejaculate and it’s so indescribable that only a word like alflorfer could be used

yo man i had the best alflorfer with my step sister last night

by TTV Ice August 8, 2019

Affool

Adjective that defines something really great or at the opposite very bad.

"Have you ever met my friend ? He is so affool !"
"My timetable schedule is affool this week "

by anieshka January 29, 2020

affeon

a little boy who is short and can be aggressive. affeon has many friends he likes to hangout with generally 2. He is very loud and obnoxious. If you mess with an affeon he will bully you

Why is affeon eating the whole fridge

by itz_j May 22, 2020

Affront to the Ears

A ridiculously irritating sound.

My mother's voice is an affront to the ears.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 25, 2020