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Morning after POO

after a night of heavy drinking you wake up with the need for a severe dump. This is usually more foul smelling than other craps and often is more fluid than solid.
ahhhh... i'm gunna get up and go unleash my morning after poo. i'll feel better when its over.
by timofo February 18, 2009
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happily never after

The truth behind the lies the worlds media spreads. There is no such thing as happily ever after apart from those who have wealth and power which is an underwhelming minority of the worlds population! The rest of us are slaves to a new type of peasantry but most people are too brainwashed to realise there freedom is artificial
by dhdu hf June 27, 2014
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After Thanksgiving

An After Thanksgiving is when you have Thanksgiving meals repeatedly after Thanksgiving until all the left over are gone. This is due to the fact that most parents are lazy and don’t want to cook when there are perfectly edible leftovers in the fridge. This is also the reason why Thanksgiving comes once every year, unless, of course if you’re homeless.
This is a common scenario of an After Thanksgiving

Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”

Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”

Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”

Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”

Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
by eli130 November 26, 2009
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Aftercum

The aftermath of a right hand session. When a substance (similar to precum) comes out roughly between 10-20 minutes after a wank, hence the name.

Sometimes referred to as "postcum"
"I bust one off about 15 minutes ago and I just aftercummed"
"....Gross"
by Christinction November 27, 2013
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happily ever after

To find your one and only and live happily with them for the rest of your life. To be constantly happy with no end.love
Cinderella-i love you
Prince Charming- I love you too
*wedding bells*
they lived Happily ever after
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AFTER DINNER MINT

The cigarette a smoker craves after eating.
Man that Jimmy Johns sub hit the spot! I need an after dinner mint!
by the.hatter March 3, 2007
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After Glow

1. The look of satisfaction on a woman's face and her emotional state after achieving an orgasm brought on by amazing sex.

2. The "aura" surrounding a woman after an orgasm
"I fucked Susan so hard last night she blinded me with her After Glow"
by C24O September 28, 2009
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