i'm on a boat

When your a boss chillin on a boat wearin a tuxedo then a cookin outfit and some stunner shades. While rappin and ridin real dolphins and climbing buoys rather than those motherfuckin trees getting leaves up your ass.

"Take a picture trick, I'm on a boat bitch. We drinking the Santana champ cause its so crisp. I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies. I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies."

"Oh fuck thats my favorite song eveeeeeeeer!"

by Chantel Cliche April 14, 2009

i gotta go see a man about a dog

I have some things to do which are totally none of your business. EG. Drug Deal, Sex with someone we both know, Family Issue

Person 1: " So where you off to?"

Person 2: " I gotta go see a man about a dog"

Person 1: ( sits there silently knowing that they are unimportant enough to be told anything by anyone )

by glengofor December 27, 2010

anal abortion

When a humanoid excretes an obnoxiously massive fecal deposit, is sometimes referred to as an 'anal abortion'.

Taco Bell gave me an anal abortion.

by whoremangler August 6, 2004

Abortion

A legal and safe procedure that is there for a woman in case she, the person in control of her own body, makes the decision to terminate a pregnancy. Don't let hateful, misinformed people scare you.

Maybe the condom broke. Maybe you were raped. Maybe you're just not ready to be a mother. Your life is not ruined; you can have an abortion if you really desire to terminate the pregnancy, and no one has the right to judge you for it.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 February 5, 2019

bitch about

say annoying things about something continously

You shouldn't bitch about the chicken. If you don't like it, there's plenty of beef.

by wangyhv February 12, 2007

mucking about

A generally British term for fooling around, wasting time, dilly dallying.

Mom: What're you doing? You have to get your college application in by Tuesday! Stop mucking about!

by Tizzi Colton August 11, 2009

Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

by FlyingRocket763 December 28, 2020