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veggie vision

A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.

This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
veggie's glasses are called veggie vision
by apr1l1 January 14, 2025
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veggie

yo hold up i need to pick my veggie
by blissaweenie July 28, 2025
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Veggie salad

An orgy of vegetables (people who are stuck in their own body or without any limbs)
Sex between multiple people who are considered as vegetables
by Sagigachad August 5, 2025
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Veggie Sandwich

Some one who looks good or something good that happens. If someone doesn’t look good or something bad happens it’s not a veggie sandwich.
Oh em gee look at him he’s a veggie sandwich
by ohyes4167 September 10, 2025
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Veggie

"you're just like **veggie**"
by anonymous December 8, 2025
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veggie-table

a vegetable but its the size of a table
disliked by tahm kenchions
very nutritious
tahm kenchions hate veggie-table
damn i could go for a veggie-table right about now
by sheeshman4206669 November 22, 2021
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veggie maxxing

“Veggie maxxing” derives from the term being a veggie - extremely lazy
josh: i just spent 4 hours watching reels
harry: mate you need to stop veggie maxxing and lock tf in
by wagwandelila February 6, 2025
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