squrit burner

When you have dieare after eating something spicey and it hurts your butthole

I ate some hot fries now I got the squrit burners.

by Mr troll 1778 January 13, 2018

Scottsdale Burner

A vigorous, dick burning blow job received behind a local Circle K market from a Mexican prostitute that just polished off a fiesta sized package of Takis and a 32 oz. Mountain Dew.

My knob is still feeling the effects of that Scottsdale burner last night.

My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.

by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023

Commercial-Burner

An alternative show you flip to while the first show is on commercial break. The "Last", "Return" or "Back" buttons on the remote are often used to flick between the Commercial Burner and the original show with ease

I was watching 24 when a commercial came on... so i used The Simpsons as a commercial-burner

by ChriscoDaViz August 20, 2007

Burner bitch

When you feel the burn while you pee after fucking a skank.

Caught me a burner bitch last night bro. I can't pee without thinking about her.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

Garage Burner

A Canadian slang term for taking a big dirty shit.

Jeremy: Holy Christ it stinks in here!
John: Hold on, I'm just taking a Garage Burner.
Jeremy: Alright, but Jesus, open a damn window.

by Dr. McMac October 29, 2021

dick burner

a female who gives hard, fast, hand jobs and tends to give a side effect similar to rug burn; just on your member

"Man that girl is such a dick burner! It still hurts when I have to take a leak!"

by cohlieee January 23, 2009

burner boys

When you have guys you date that are benched that you keep around in case you want an easy exchange with minimal effort

I have burner boys I can hit up because I’m bored and not dating anyone

by Sassanne April 29, 2020