jake

Someone who thinks its fun to name other people.

That guy over there is such a jake.

by Mr.Friager June 28, 2009

Jake

A no good lying asshole who will never be happy because he will always, ALWAYS, fuck his life up, no matter how much he lies to himself.

Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.

Yeah...Jake fucked me over too.

by Silly me I didn't realize October 17, 2008

Jaked

When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')

"dude, i totally jaked that hoes ass last night!"

by Highpod February 26, 2010

Jake

Jake is a sick lad he loves soccer and is sort of tiny
Oh... and hi Jake

Jake is a legend

by Makaio October 27, 2019

Jake

An aggressive young person who attempts to assert dominance over his peers by sniping them, he looks like b

Woah jake

by 97PoundRat June 17, 2020

Jake

Amino's main hoe.

Jake is the man who shows clear sarcasm and points it out himself.

"Ur soooooo funny" *nobody asks* "yes that was sarcasm"

Makes enemies outta nowhere.

Like I don't fucking get it but tEaCh mOi sEnPaI.

Anyway

#stanJake

by Ada2544 May 28, 2019

Jake

A guy who will be your nakey bro forever. He will always make you laugh and laugh at what you say.

Jake is my nakey bro

by .Dr. Doctor January 14, 2021