Checkout Hayley

An indecisive shopper. Often approaches the checkout with the intention of paying only to walk away again.

"Oh no! Is that Mrs Margaret?"

"Yeah, so?"

"She's so annoying, she brings her basket to the checkout, spends ages talking about her cats, holds up the queue and then goes back to Aisle 6 for her stem ginger biscuits."

"Oh dear, she sounds like a bit of

a Checkout Hayley."

by chrisspencer3993 August 25, 2020

hayley jordan shepherd

A very beautiful, hot, talented girl, who is very smart, and loves to cheer people up. Someone who is always there for you. She is a caring person

Dude Hayley Jordan Shepherd is so nice and caring

by Hshajjdhdjs May 18, 2018

Hayley

1. A girl that 'Lil Pump has and most likely fucked. (BACK feat. Lil Yachty)

'Lil Pump: "and I got a bitch named Hayley, ooh, and I got a bitch named Hayley..."

Boy: Did you hear about Hayley?
'Lil Pump: Yeah, I got her.

by Gabbley May 22, 2018

Hayley Kokernak

The cutest mother fucking couple alive and they love to give “it” to each other

Hayley Kokernak was used by my friends

by PencilEater69 June 1, 2019

Hayley

A bitch

Hayley is a bitch

by Hayleyhater March 3, 2025

Hayley

Hayley is a person that’s very annoying and uses fake mental illnesses as usernames, Hayley also rages at Valorant and gets so competitive to the point that she talks shit abt her friends not being good at it bc she’s chronically online

Man chill quit being such a Hayley

by Hayley hater 08 December 5, 2022

hayley's bed

something that is easy to break when used so much because it wriggles.

"your phone is so hayley's bed!"
"what?"
"its so broken, like hayley's bed!"

by sh... September 8, 2025