Hayley

Hayley is literally noise....covered in dirt.
by Hayley's dad. October 10, 2021
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Find your Hayley

Finding your soulmate. This phrase was made famous by the soap opera Coronation Street where the long suffering, lonely character of Roy Cropper, in fifties found his soulmate Hayley.
Forget about Tinder. Just live your life and you will find your Hayley.
by Corrieface November 12, 2020
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Hayley

Hayley i dont like u u smell like rotten eggs :insert mad face here;

-Kai.
I Hate Hayley so much because she is rotten and mean and stuff
by eeaefaefe April 30, 2022
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Checkout Hayley

An indecisive shopper. Often approaches the checkout with the intention of paying only to walk away again.
"Oh no! Is that Mrs Margaret?"

"Yeah, so?"

"She's so annoying, she brings her basket to the checkout, spends ages talking about her cats, holds up the queue and then goes back to Aisle 6 for her stem ginger biscuits."

"Oh dear, she sounds like a bit of

a Checkout Hayley."
by chrisspencer3993 August 25, 2020
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Hayley

The type of girl to read aloud the definitions of her name. A little c*** with small tit ys that bully orphans
Hayley: A b**** that laughs
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hayley jordan shepherd

A very beautiful, hot, talented girl, who is very smart, and loves to cheer people up. Someone who is always there for you. She is a caring person
Dude Hayley Jordan Shepherd is so nice and caring
by Hshajjdhdjs May 18, 2018
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Hayley

Hayley is awesome... And random... And just about the best person in the world. She's random in more ways than one. Her life is very gay and full of unicorns, pandas and monks. All Hayleys tend to be lesbian... But that's why we love them! Hayleys are amazing of dooooom!
Hayley is the most awesome, random person in the universe!
by Random0268 November 26, 2021
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