Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
by Pensisnep October 14, 2021
by queen of the douches January 02, 2017
by Chief greif June 05, 2019
A person (usually male) who is hell bent on the destruction of everything including himself. He may not be aware of it but in the end a Destroyer will end up ruining everything they have (relationships,businesses, social ties) and often times even destroy themselves mentally and physically regardless of their intent as pure as it might be. A Destroyer can never settle down or know true peace since their self destructive tendencies will make sure to fuck it up somehow.
This guys fists are always swollen from punching walls , hes a Destroyer
This dude broke up with his girlfriend for 5 years over nothing , hes a Destroyer
This dude broke up with his girlfriend for 5 years over nothing , hes a Destroyer
by TryForm June 09, 2023
I was attending a friend’s wedding, and his planet destroyer bride made the menu all vegan. She’s 5’3” and 250 lbs…ain’t no way she’s vegan!
by The Freshman King February 24, 2025
nova the destroyer is a chad
by nicko oooo June 26, 2022
A horrible beast that once was a hot badass bitch, but someone fucked up and now shes out to destroy the world
i.e. Godzilla with a pussy
i.e. Godzilla with a pussy
by staggg February 09, 2015