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Zombie Squad
A team of survival enthusiasts whos mission is to make sure you are prepared for any crisis situation that might come along in your daily life which may include having your face eaten.
"Zombie Squad is a group of elite individuals, who train vigorously to thwart the approaching zombie menace."
Zombie Squad by Rodney December 28, 2004
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Zombie Tag
Greatest game on College Campuses in the history of forever.
You get 1,000 people in the cafateria, tell 500 of them to buy a red marker, tell the other 500 to buy nerf guns. 1 hour after the meeting is over the game begins. The rules are as follows:
1: Cardio
2: To tag when a zombie, make a mark at least an inch long on the SKIN of a survivor with your marker.
3: To tag as a survivor, shoot the zombie at least 1 time in the head, or 2 times in the chest.
4: If tagged by a zombie, you become one. Suck it up.
5: If tagged by a survivor you can't play for 12 hours. Once again, suck it up.
6: If a zombie doesn't kill someone every 24 hours, you are done. You suck and you need to learn to not be so bad at sports.
7: You can't tag people if they are drunk. Its cheap and they won't remember.
8: If you are a zombie, you can tag anybody on campus, but if they don't know how to eplain you have to tell them.
9: When there are 4 survivors left, they win. You have to buy them a beer if they ask for one for the next 6 months.
TIPS: See zombieland.
You get 1,000 people in the cafateria, tell 500 of them to buy a red marker, tell the other 500 to buy nerf guns. 1 hour after the meeting is over the game begins. The rules are as follows:
1: Cardio
2: To tag when a zombie, make a mark at least an inch long on the SKIN of a survivor with your marker.
3: To tag as a survivor, shoot the zombie at least 1 time in the head, or 2 times in the chest.
4: If tagged by a zombie, you become one. Suck it up.
5: If tagged by a survivor you can't play for 12 hours. Once again, suck it up.
6: If a zombie doesn't kill someone every 24 hours, you are done. You suck and you need to learn to not be so bad at sports.
7: You can't tag people if they are drunk. Its cheap and they won't remember.
8: If you are a zombie, you can tag anybody on campus, but if they don't know how to eplain you have to tell them.
9: When there are 4 survivors left, they win. You have to buy them a beer if they ask for one for the next 6 months.
TIPS: See zombieland.
Zombie Tag by Ploofy 4 January 11, 2010
Zombie Clown
If a zombie outbreak occured at a circus, you'd be fucked. You'd have to deal with a Zombie Clown. Or Worse; Zombie CLOWNS.
Zombie Clown by Paddy O'Mally May 28, 2008
zombie bullshit
When zombies have an unfair advantage over you. Mainly used to describe their speed, as zombies are supposed to be slow, lumbering creatures, but can actually run just as fast as you can, thus making it harder to escape from them.
I can't get over how fast they all are, it's not even fair. I'm calling zombie bullshit on that, you know?
zombie bullshit by majhi April 28, 2009
zombie shit
When you take a dump and flush it, but some or all of your turds come back up (back from the dead, hence the term "zombie shit").
zombie shit by CaptSaltyJack August 26, 2008
zombie movie
When you walk up in your house, and everybody dead.
Usually a form of retribution, caused by offending one's enemies, not paying ransom money, etc.
Usually a form of retribution, caused by offending one's enemies, not paying ransom money, etc.
Even after we had the kid call his parents, they wouldn't pay up. So we had to film a zombie movie at their house, if you know what I'm sayin.
zombie movie by Geto St April 12, 2011