how i met your mother 

An amazing TV show about a guy named Ted searching for love, a girl named Robin who is trying to start her career, a couple named Lily and Marshal who want to start a family, and a guy named Barney who likes to bang stupid and careless hoes.

Person 1: Have you seen How I Met Your Mother!

Person 2: Yeah I hear it's legend-dary

Person 1: Okay let's watch it after we get back from Mcclarins

Person 2: This is a monumental event, make sure to suit up

Person 1: But um, I don't like suits their uncomfortable

Person 2: Never say that, it's almost like when you said you don't like lazer tag

Person 1: Wait I almost forgot the mom is ...

how i met your mother by oreoorea May 18, 2016

disappointing your mother

To masturbate while high. Usually applied to men, but can be applied to women as well.

I smoked 10 bowls then went home and disappointed my mother.
Leaf hit twenty dabs and said, "Let's all go disappointing your mother."

disappointing your mother by Titobanana February 10, 2014

Didn't Your Mother Ever Give You A GameBoy? 

A quote from Men in Black II.

Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) shifts into Hyper speed in the Car and the control for Hyper speed is a Playstation Controller.
Agent K doesn't not know how to operate a Playstation controller

Agent J (Will Smith) becomes angered and shouts
"Didn't Your Mother Ever Give You a GameBoy?"

Agent K responds "What is a Gameboy?"

Ian: Dude, you suck at Super Smash Bros.
Jamie: I never played it before
Ian: Didn't your Mother ever give you a GameBoy?

Didn't Your Mother Ever Give You A GameBoy? by iSpam January 13, 2009

peace out and word to your mother 

Fairwell and I want to thak your mother for sex but as I said before I have to leave

ohhh you just got serverd peace out and word to your mother

peace out and word to your mother by tuniki June 20, 2004

Leave me in your mother 

The expression originated from the Hebrew phrase "azov oti be-ima shcha".
The origin of that Hebrew phrase is probably "azov oti le-ma'an hashem!" which means "Leave me alone, for Christ / heavens sakes!"

From there it went certain changes to "azov oti be-shem elohim" (Leave me alone, in the name of god!). Because the last sentence obviously wishing that person to go away, it evolved into a less crule manner "azov oti be-ima shkca" - "Leave me in your mother".

This expression is useable whenever you don't have the patience for someone or for an idea.

Male: Hey babe! Wanna go for a ride?
Female: Leave me in your mother... I'm drunk.

Female: Hey babe! Wanna go shopping?
Male: Leave me in your mother... There's a game on TV.

Previous examples applies.

Leave me in your mother by Shachar December 28, 2005

fuck you fuck your mother your mother gay 

By saying this, you avoid conversations and absolutely destroys the other person.

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: fuck you fuck your mother your mother gay
Person 1: *explodes*

fuck you fuck your mother your mother gay by noturmomthatsforsure May 22, 2018

but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore 

1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.

2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.

"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."

but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore by scass May 18, 2010