your dick is bigger than mine

when someone calls you this, they mean that you don’t got much balls or got no balls for shit

sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Yes—”
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop, stop—“
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”

by rayneptune June 1, 2022

just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you

^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!

by thurb April 16, 2023

Stick your dick in a tagine

Regional variation on "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut." Used to tell someone to fuck off or scram.

Quit bothering me! Go stick your dick in a tagine, why don't you?

by Alphonse the Great September 6, 2022

your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it

your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022

Suck your dick drunk

Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.

It is several steps above " I love you guys".

Hey Corey, I'll "suck your dick"

"Suck your dick drunk"

by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018

you look like you get no bitches on your dick

common phrase said by shlinkot

yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick

by Kiciot January 2, 2022

burning your dick

The act of jacking off with icy hot

You're burning your dick

by Jace Teck December 12, 2016