Yogurt Male

Truly the highest peak of which man can ever obtain, to be a yogurt male is to be a child molester while eating yogurt.

He loves molesting children he must be a yogurt male!
(better than sigma)

by gwsefesdffsdfsdf October 16, 2023

Strawberry Yogurt

When a girl has her first time and is bleeding while over flowing with sperm from her vagina

Charles: I never thought keely was a virgin
Mike : well shes not after she had a Strawberry Yogurt

by Yleek January 12, 2012

Yogurt Male

A part of the male hierarchy that is superior to alpha males and sigma males. Unlike sigma males, they only follow sigma rule #69, #420, and #666. They love yogurt, and always walk around with at least 5 yogurt cups. They may also bring frozen yogurt.

Pronounciation: YO-gurt Mail

That guy is holding a tub of yogurt! he must be a yogurt male.

by iCruncher March 16, 2022

yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy

I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night

by Ma Nigga Sakeen Alib Talib June 10, 2014

yogurt stroking

When you like cover your whole body in yogurt and stroke your hair. Only your hair.

Wow! Your hair is so soft!
I yogurt stroked all night last night! I love yogurt stroking!

by Yogurtluvr69 August 16, 2016

Nipple Yogurt

1. When a man ejaculates (cums, jizzes) on a womans nipples or breasts and then proceeds to lick it off.
2. When a man motorboats a woman with food in his mouth.

Person 1: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Person 2: Nipple Yogurt. It's really good; you should try it sometime.
Person 1: That's gross. Why would I want to do that?

by BC13DDC May 13, 2011

Yogurt Cup

To cum in your own or someone elses belly button and leave it there like a little pool.

"Yo my mom walked in on me yogurt cupping myself and now she wont talk to me!"

by Lil_Nut234 May 11, 2018