Sausage Wrap

When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.

Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*

Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!

Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*

by daddyposeidon May 4, 2018

Shrink-wrap

Being forced or guilted into going to therapy.

I will not go to a therapist! Don't shrink-wrap me!

by Sodom-You June 19, 2013

Pooch Wrapped

The act of wrapping your hand around your partner's penis and jacking him off.

A: Dude, did you get lucky last night?

B: Nah man, I only got pooch wrapped.

by yomamma80 June 20, 2011

Tree wrapping

The Act of wrapping your vehicle around a tree at high speeds most likely being fatal.

“Did you hear about how Michael died? He went tree wrapping”

by Edwin17 December 28, 2022

Irish Wrap

Receiving a gift, usually at Christmas, that isn't wrapped. It's just in the bag from the store

Michael, go out to the car there's a present for you in the trunk. It's in a Bradlee's bag. Thanks ma, I love it when you Irish Wrap my gifts.

by Mike from Falmouth December 24, 2020

Bean Wrap

Not a thing. A bean wrap is a burrito.

After the brain damage, he thought that beans, cheese, rice and salsa wrapped in a tortilla and warmed up was a bean wrap.

by Burrito Cultural Society August 11, 2022

Wrap Cum

When you got that fire chicken wrap with hot sauce n cool mayo and the liquid mixture cums out all over your fresh crepz like a horny blue-balled teenager!

Mate I hit the blunt n got dat wrap cum all down my new gucci... das whack.

by Punkoli99 January 23, 2021