whopperhead

A stoner who eats whoppers all day

see whopper and stoner

"everytime I take a hit I eat a bite of my whopper"

by The jizzmonkey at the end of the tunnel October 2, 2004

dingle whopper

Dingle Whopper Dan, Dingle Whopper Dan, Dingle Whopper Dan! Oh the Dingle Whopper, Dingle Whopper Da-an. Dingle Whopper, Dingle Whopper Dan. Oh yeah!

I just sang the "Dingle Whopper Dan" song.

by dinglewhopperdan May 14, 2016

Wapperjawed

Something being out of square, or not symmetrical. Bent out of shape.

The bow of the skiff was wapperjawed from the moisture

by Harkers Island FF4108 January 23, 2010

angry whopper

During sexual intercourse the male pulls out his penis and "whops" it on the female's clitoris repeatedly while looking her in the eyes. Sneering, the male says "look at me" repeatedly. Afterwards the male cums in the asshole of the female.

Dave: "Man last night I tried the angry whopper on my woman. She loved that authoritative shit."

Rick: "Damn man you mean she finally enjoyed having sex with you?"

by viralt87 January 3, 2013

American Whopper

A huge American penis

God damn i wanna suck an american whopper so bad

by navygirl February 13, 2015

womperjog

Out of allignment, just not right, all messed up and backwards.

I woke up and my ahir was all womperjogged. They robbed my house and all my stuff is womperjogged.

by Erin C October 22, 2003

The Ultimate Sloppy Whopper Combo

This one is the most tricky of the sloppy whoppers, you need to get a group of friends to gang up on one victem. each performing different variations of the sloppy whopper. you must stick you penis in a burger, get another friend to get his penis in his or her mouth while she yawns, and the third friend to ejaculate on her back. Any one who can pull this off is a lord of the whopper.

We are so gonna get John back for all this. THE ULTIMATE SLOPPY WHOPPER COMBO!

by stan harris March 28, 2007