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bathroom wookiee

The horrible tangled mass of hair, soap scum and bodily fluids that clogs the plughole of a bath or shower.

Usually caused by women who wash their hair, shave their legs and armpits or trim their pubic hair in the shower.

If not dealt with in their early stages, they will grow, block the pipes, float around in a pool of water that spills onto the bathroom floor. and produce a clan of sentient offspring that attack you in the dead of night and drag you off into the sewers.
It takes a brave man to remove a bathroom wookiee.
by George McBob May 19, 2009
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wooding

hey man, what are you up to?

i'm just wooding.
by j-deez September 6, 2007
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Woobie

A woobie is a person who puts there hoodie over their knees and tightens there hoodie strings then runs around in a pack of other woobie. A pack of woobie is called a wooble. There is also a leader woobie called the woobobie.
Person 1: is that a woobie?
Person 2: no! That’s a whole wooble!
Person 1: run for your life!!!
Wooble: SCREEEEEEAAAAAACCCHHHH.
by Turquoisewolve August 4, 2019
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woobie

A child's favorite blanket. Often containing a nylon fringe or border.
Most kids brought a sleeping bag to camp but I took my woobie.
Linus always carries his woobie around.
by Randino May 2, 2006
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nigger in the woodpile

When a caucasian has some negroid ancestory there is said to have been a Nigger in the Woodpile, usually said if the caucasian has some negroid traits like kinky hair.
That boys family must've had a nigger in the woodpile.
by nagoo July 20, 2005
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wookied

The term wookied is meant to be an other word for getting so drunk you can no longer see straight. At this point the person who has been drinking tries to impersonate the crazy noise the wookie makes in the Star Wars movies. This could also be used as an "warning" for other people that are around the drunk person.
Man, I was so wookied last night I dont know how i got home.

Dude, guess what...... I AM WOOKIED!!! (impersonates the sound)
by Patrick Buckle April 3, 2006
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Mother Wolpin

1.) Adjective; High school algebra 2 teacher who makes children cry with her unfair and frankly bitchy ass way of teaching

2.)Adjective; Old woman whose white son is in a band with a Mexican name, trying to sound Jamaican

3.) Anciently old woman whose lifelong habit of smoking has caused the very features of her face to decompose into a rotten-smelling, yellow hair covering liquidy mess which she refers to as Francis

4.) A math teacher that makes comments about your grades and implies that you are simply another future drug dealer
"Dude did you hear what that MOTHER WOLPIN told me this morning?!"

"No, what?"

"You don't seem to have your homework ready...how whoopty freaking convenient"
by It'sAll_a_Conspiracy March 15, 2009
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