Ass Womper

Adjective; person who is in the action of, or has put something on the ground and then jumped in the air and landed on it with teir ass

verb; ass womping - to be in the action of landing on some thing with your ass

johnny is such a ass womper
or
you better watch out before i ass womp you

by MAK def April 2, 2005

Ass-Womp

When you fall directly on your tailbone and sends shocks throughout your body. Can be as little as small pain or one that has bruising and hurts for days.

Yesterday when playing football i got tackled and got ass-womped, o still can't walk straight.

by himynameisnted August 29, 2009

weiner womp

a firm tap on a mans weiner given while he is play fighting with his girlfriend.

Rick got a weiner womp from Teresa during their slap and tickle match.

by rbonewomper February 18, 2010

Diary of a wimpy kid

The book that has the right amount of movies and has way more books than it should

Zack: hey remember diary of a wimpy kid
Justin: yeah it’s weird that it’s still going on even though it was a book that was made in 2007
Zack: yeah you’re right I think 15 books is enough

by Theoddone009 November 28, 2021

Womptastik

A euphoric, mind-inducing, earth shattering bass throb.

This dub step track is womptastik!

by Womptastik MasterFuk January 6, 2010

Wompa Chomp

Man Eating Vagina; When a guy and a girl coerce into a sexual encounter with femdom being the "golden rule" any kind of resistance the male is punished by a sharp eradicating bite to his former member piece; Female empowerment by having a "bite" with no bark;

Dude jake cant show up today he's in the hospital because of his girls Wompa Chomp

by Vikrozx March 22, 2011

Mali-womped

When a dumbass ref seems to cock-slap you with shit calls all game long.

Derived from the horrible calls made by Mali-born referee Koman Coulilaby during the USA v Slovenia match.

That ref is calling fouls that don't exist!
I know! We're getting totally Mali-womped

by AlanJoeyKeith June 20, 2010