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Jehovah's Witness

It's when a guy blows a load in your ear.
When he was done he did a Jehovah's Witness on me and I'm still having trouble hearing out of the ear.
by TeamLondon March 7, 2010
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Dead Witness

Dead Witness will one day rule the world
by Richard Nixon January 20, 2004
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jehova witness

Strangers at your door who you really don't want to hear there shit. The kind of people that don't like you knocking on there doors in Halloween.
Fucking jehova witness god they are annoying
by Pennyworth832 December 22, 2016
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witness

Person 1- I just got a new car
Person 2- Witness.
by thetek November 3, 2003
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Jehovah's Witness walk

Slow, purposeful type of walk from a person who needs something from you in a hurry, like a work project.
I could tell that Mrs. Perez needs her work scanned in---the paper she's holding and Jehovah's Witness walk tell me that without my asking.
by pentozali December 30, 2009
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man1: have you herd of jehovah witness?
man2: yer its that cult that belive that the world would end like a 100 years ago, then changed it becuse it didnt.
by boomer inc. August 12, 2021
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Witness Protection

A person with two first names, one as an actual first name and the other as a last name; as if they had been given a new identity.
Examples of witness protection names: Fred Jackson

Joseph Paul

Willy Taylor
by Jmichael May 25, 2012
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