wiki-wandering

after looking up the info you need on Wikipedia, you click on random, interesting-looking links, reading new stuff, until you find yourself reading about something totally unrelated to your original subject.

i looked up "mickey mantle" on Wikipedia. when i was done, i clicked on "new york yankee players," then "world series champions," then on "brooklyn dodgers," then on "leo durocher," then on "laraine day" then on " famous mormons," then on "donny osmond," then on "tv stars of the 70's," then on "david soul", then on "starsky and hutch," then on "tv cars," then on "ford torino," then on "torino talledega," then on "richard petty," then on "stock car champions," then on "alan kulwicki," then on "famous persons from wisconsin," then on "jeffery dahmer," then on "serial killers," then on "howard unruh," then on "camden, new jersey," then on "campbell soup," and then i realized i had just wasted the last three hours wiki-wandering!

by earpuller September 12, 2009

fingering

when a male sticks as many fingers as possible into a femlaes cunt hole until the vagina starts to spasm in wild orgasms. why guys enjoys? no idea.

"oo baby, finger me harder, harder...."

by ((feen -- g- hurr -- een)) September 21, 2003

National Fingering Day

National ginger day will be on October 3

Johnny: Can I finger you??

Annie: Um.. I have a boyfriend sorry

Johnny: but it’s national fingering day * starts to cry*

Annie: Oh ok sure*Smiles*

Johnny: yay!!

by xxae October 2, 2018

wandering mumbleguts

(n). A person who habitually rambles on while talking incoherently in an inaudible or soft tone of voice, often in a boorish monotone.

Oh no, lets go make ourselves look busy. Here comes that wandering mumbleguts.

by Dave Hultgren February 26, 2004

singering

A combination of "singer" and "singing." Can be used to mean either, but is usually used to talk about how someone sings, as it reflects both the SINGER and the quality of their SINGING!

Mark's singering was fantastic, I can't believe it!
I went to a concert last night, ugg, the singering was horrible!

by Christina S December 16, 2007

Wineinger

A small guy who tries to get in the middle of fights.

There goes that wineinger in the way again.

by Trout Master October 7, 2009

Dingering

Dingering is when a couple is dancing and the two individuals just can't contain themselves so the male "dingers" (catching the drift?) the female participant in a public display of animal-like affection.

Dude, did I see you dingering Jackie last night at the bar?" "She made me do it." "I just hoped you washed your hands before I watched you eat Steak N' Shake, you filthy bastard.

by Funny, funny girl... January 24, 2011