Wine and Cheese Party 

When you pour a box of wine into a vagina w/ a yeast infection and she quirts it back into your mouth.

I want to try a Wine and Cheese Party w/ my gf, but I don't wanna stain the carpet in the back of my van.

Wine and Cheese Party by Jim Stammers February 14, 2012

wine bomb 

An alcoholic drink, usually consisting of cheap white wine, chugged as quickly as possible for the purpose of getting drunk fast. The name "wine bomb" refers to the drink's similarity with the Jagerbomb.

A wine bomb is ordered by simply asking the bartender for a glass of wine. With the drink in hand, the "wine bombers" (as they are called) clink glasses and cheers before rapidly chugging the entire glass.

Wine bombs are typically consumed in situations where a beer-and-wine-only bar prevents taking traditional shots. They are an even more attractive option when the wine is available free of charge.

A: "That cheap asshole isn't going to have liquor at his wedding reception. How does he expect me to white boy dance without being blackout drunk?"
B: "Fuck him, we'll just take a million wine bombs. That will show him."
A: "Hell yeah! I'm gonna get bent and try and fuck a bridesmaid."
B: "Period."

"Taking wine bombs every hour on the hour last night was a bad idea. I woke up this morning still wearing my tie, with my pants around my ankles, and the fat secretary from HR next to me in bed. FML."

wine bomb by texas_tiger March 8, 2009

Wine under the bridge 

Variation of the expression "Beer under the bridge", however typically applies to two or more girls who have had too much wine and get into childish, irrational fights.

My girlfriend went on a girls' night out Friday and they all had too much wine. She came home hammered and was crying about some sort of ridiculous argument on the colour of some girl's dress. I said to her "forget about it, it's wine under the bridge".

Wine under the bridge by user8978979 September 19, 2009

Wine Cellar 

What you don't want a walrus to get into. They become Drunk.

NO, WHY DID YOU LET THAT WALRUS IN THAT WINE CELLAR?!?!?! ITS A Drunk Walrus NOW! >:(

Wine Cellar by CharjabugGD March 8, 2017

Wine drunk 

What American soccer moms call being drunk, trying to be quirky and funny, big boomer energy.

I got so wine drunk last night with my girlfriends my husband had to carry me to bed

Wine drunk by OE93 August 9, 2022

WINE and DINE 

stupid ass phrase used by Georgian ex-Air Force reserve mofo's in an attempt to make you think they want to treat you like royalty in exchange for some homosaix taiim.

Bouy, Imma' wine and dine you this faiin evening.

WINE and DINE by Babdag July 29, 2003

Wine and dine 

To drink red (or white) wine with a girl and then eat her out. Great way to earn a killer blowjob another night or have her tell the town you're all types of man. Sex is a possible outcome.

"Jake wine and dined Giovanna, apparently he had her legs shaking like a dog during a belly rub, I wish he would pay attention to me" said Sheila, who dreamt of stroking Jake's long hard rod with her tongue later that night, hoping that she could be next in line to be wined and dined upon.

Wine and dine by Timmyismyeviltwin March 9, 2018