log and a wink

The act of taking a shit when a log hits the cold water and immediately splashes back up at your asshole creating a "wink". Probably one of the worst things ever...

Abacus: hey BJ ill be right back ima go take a shit
BJ: cool have fun
Abacus: AHHHH!
BJ: what happened? are you ok?
Abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
BJ: oh understandable

by OBIE9 January 26, 2012

*wink*

Is allso used as *hint*.

So what do ya say? *wink* *wink*

by lucasss February 25, 2005

wink

a game played by UUs that was made up by Quakers. This game consists of wrestling, tackling, kicking, cuddling, screaming and climbing over people on a mountain of pillows and sleeping bags. the game ends with a kiss. The game can become very violent, so its required to take out all jewelry and to know when to scream for help. This is the best game in the world

"who wants to play wink?"
"YAY!"
"everybody get their sleeping bags and take off all your jewelry."

by ilovewink1234 February 22, 2009

Winkie Toes

Some one who happens to have toes ,or a toe, shaped like a penis, or a 'Winkie'. The toe(s) is often longer than 'normal' toes and the pad of the toe is thicker than usual.

I was disgusted at the sight of my friends feet when I saw his Winkie Toes. I tried not to laugh, but it was too difficult to see a man with little penises growing off of his feet.

by Ransom Saito August 15, 2009

Winasaurus Rex

a rare species of dinosaur that magically warps forward in time when someone wins at life. this causes all believers of the magical powers of the winasaur to exclaim loudly WINASAURUS REX! followed by high fives and fist bumps galore.

<Jon gets the coin to go down the girls cleavage, winasaurus rex appears> "WINASAURUS REX" <Jon high fives and fist bumps all surrounding people>

by winasaurlover February 22, 2010

dinkle winkle

A dinkle winkle is the most amusing slang for penis.

My boyfriend's dinkle winkle isn't the largest around, but I love him regardless.

Dude, how many times do I gotta tell you not to play with your dinkle winkle in the middle of class. That's just weird.

The man called 911 because he got his dinkle winkle jammed in a bottle.

He stuck his dinkle winkle in her cockpit.

That man loves the dinkle winkle.

by FagFucker April 10, 2008

sad wink

When you prematurely ejaculate and hit yourself in one eye with most of your load.

Daryl saw his mom in the shower, now he has a sad wink.

by racing4disaster April 22, 2014