I spent half of high school trying to get a piece of Payton's vagina. It wasn't until prom night that I succeeded. I fortunately found her flat wasted, lying prone on the lawn of the individual having the party. I wasted no time prying those inundated white cotton panties aside to reveal her glistening knotted smile. What happened next is only known by God and me.
by fav January 27, 2007
Get the knotted smilemug. That delicious part of a womans body that is the most ignored. While spreading her butt cheeks, you apply your nose to her anus and slowly inhale the scent of her bunghole and enjoy the aroma and begin to lick and suck the taste right out of her turdcutter. Once her gumhole is ready, you might get to cornhole her and bust a gooey nut deep in her tailpipe.
Madge was horned up, I licked her pussy and asshole clean and she was ready. I lubed up and penetrated her bunghole. Her turdcutter was tight, squeezing my cock. I busted the biggest nut I ever had deep in her balloon knot.
by The King Cornholer April 3, 2008
Get the balloon knotmug. When the hair on your balls get all twisted up and knotted and it starts to pull on yourscrotum in a such a manner as to cause discomfort.
Often requires rather obvious pulling of the pants in the testicle area in an attempt to untangle the ball-hair.
Often requires rather obvious pulling of the pants in the testicle area in an attempt to untangle the ball-hair.
Joe:Yo dude, why yo all walking all sketchy and shit?
Bill:Shit man, I got some serious nut knots goin' on, it like my balls be all bein' pulled on and shit.
Bill:Shit man, I got some serious nut knots goin' on, it like my balls be all bein' pulled on and shit.
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
Get the nut knotsmug. pan-tee not
Slang:
a. a weak, effeminate, and often cowardly man
b. a sissy or fag
c. a person who lacks courage in facing danger, difficulty, opposition, pain.
Slang:
a. a weak, effeminate, and often cowardly man
b. a sissy or fag
c. a person who lacks courage in facing danger, difficulty, opposition, pain.
by Coolio Boys November 22, 2011
Get the Panty Knotmug. "I saw a video of these two guys tying a knot. It killed a part of me, and not a little part, a BIG part."
by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020
Get the Tying A Knotmug. I’m so repulsed. That burly, hairy ginger plumber they sent out bent over and his plumer’s crack was spouting Elmo Knots.
I finally shagged that Hot ginger chick in accounting. But dude her ass was full of Elmo Knots.
I finally shagged that Hot ginger chick in accounting. But dude her ass was full of Elmo Knots.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
Get the Elmo Knotsmug. A specialized knot used in the tying or closing of high-quality marijuana bags or sacks. This knot is created by adding ample air to the weed bag and then tying it with a coke knot (when the bag is twisted, looped around once, and the excess bag is loosely tied and folded over).
The air pocket added to the bag then serves as protection to the enclosed marijuana. The bag can now be handled without ruining your expensive bud. The bag may even go into your pocked without flattening it or crushing all the crystals off your bud.
This usually works best with under an eigth of high-quality dank in a sandwich bag.
The air pocket added to the bag then serves as protection to the enclosed marijuana. The bag can now be handled without ruining your expensive bud. The bag may even go into your pocked without flattening it or crushing all the crystals off your bud.
This usually works best with under an eigth of high-quality dank in a sandwich bag.
by BurninKush April 2, 2009
Get the Nug Knotmug.