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Wiener Family

The subsequent family that results from the discovery of a wiener cousin. All persons directly related to the wiener cousin, are now to be considered wiener family. There is no limit to wiener family, and wiener families tend to be a lot bigger than normal families.
Me: since Austin and I both had sex with Maggie, we are wiener cousins now. Which means Austin's mom would be my wiener mom, his dad my wiener dad, and so on.
Austin: I boned one of the girls that Nelson did... I guess that makes you, me and Nelson Wiener Family.
by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum November 3, 2014
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wiener neck

When the back of an individuals neck, usually a FAT MAN, looks like a pack of Oscar Meyer Weiners.
Look at the wiener neck on that guy, looks like he's hiding a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners on the back of his neck.
by SheAteTheWholeApple December 12, 2014
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belt wiener

When the end of a man's belt hangs downward, giving the impression of a flaccid penis hanging loose.
Dude, tuck your belt in! Your belt wiener is showing!
by Midnight Noon October 27, 2013
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Coffee wiener

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
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Coffee wiener

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
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wiener salting

The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.
I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.
by Kiperovski October 18, 2016
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Wiener Cake

Something you say to replace a bad word or something you say when your excited. Wiener cake shows that you care about what you’re speaking about.
Holy wiener cake! My chicken noodle soup just fell on my pants!
by Whoispapi6-9 November 19, 2018
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