wiener sparring

the act of two men, fully erect, spar (fight ) with their wieners, until one man begs gives up.

Angry with each other over a recent dispute, Steven and Christopher decided to solve it by wiener sparring. Christopher won and Steven limped away ashamed of his insufficient wiener

by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009

Wiener Cake

Something you say to replace a bad word or something you say when your excited. Wiener cake shows that you care about what you’re speaking about.

Holy wiener cake! My chicken noodle soup just fell on my pants!

by Whoispapi6-9 November 19, 2018

wiener Licker

Someone who on a regular basis decides to go ahead and LICK WEINERS

Damn spenceri saw u lickin dat wiener ur mufakin WIENER LICKER

by Spencerhughs69 April 06, 2018

Wiener Smile

placing ones penis across the mouth of another person.

I took a picture of Jeff sleeping while I gave him a wiener smile

by Steelers019 March 10, 2011

Wiener Grilling

Constant references to current political bar-b-que created by lifting the lid a hair too early and realizing the grilling in not over!

I saw more Wiener Grilling on the 6:00 news!

by Kitty Estrous June 14, 2011

Wiener Wanker

An Über douche bag

That guy has surpassed being a douche bag and dove straight into being a wiener wanker.

by Jaime Boots September 15, 2011

inbetweener wiener

the perfect sized penis for a person on the penetrated side of sex, differs from person to person

Goldilocks found the perfect inbetweener wiener after trying one that was too big and one that was too small.

by ToBePerfCandid December 21, 2020