Wiener Cleaner

Your wife. It’s not a blow job, it’s a hygiene ritual. Wifely duties

Welcome to the stabbin cabin. Home of the wiener cleaner.

Hey honey, I need a wiener cleaning. Come be my wiener cleaner.

by MrShocker May 1, 2018

Coffee wiener

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 3, 2016

wiener fencing

2 guys swordfighting with their dicks.

Dude last night Jason challenged me to a dick duel, we we're wiener fencing all night long!

by mwcs June 15, 2014

Elephant wiener

A (slang) term used to describe a person with a penis the size of a horse (horse cock)

I can’t compete with him he has an absolute elephant Wiener

by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021

wiener on a bun

wieners that are placed on buns and then eaten

wow I just had the best wiener on a bun

by whomst is a real mon December 6, 2017

wiener breath

Title dubbed to dorks with funky breath induced by excessive wiener consumption.

Yo wiener breath, which aisle can I find the hot dogs in?

by Kevin Willis December 14, 2008

Huge Wiener

A huge cock that may or may not rip a vagina apart

Damn thats a huge wiener you've got there

by MilfSlayer69420 June 19, 2018