wack-a-dex

A man's mental list of women that he chooses from when masturbating.

Dude, my new nextdoor neighbor is hot! She has totally been added to my wack-a-dex!

by Sporto August 5, 2007

Spacey-Wacey

Short for Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey, Spacey-Wacey.

From Doctor Who.

Used to quickly tell people who aren't geniuses that science is happening and trying to explain it would result in such profound techno-babble as to be incomprehensible.

The Doctor: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff.

Amy: It's spacey-wacey, isn't it?
The Doctor: Well, actually, it's because the Time Lords discovered that if you take an eleventh-dimensional matrix and fold it into a mechanical... Yes, it's spacey-wacey!

by Bebopbeats June 21, 2011

wack af

When someone or something is wack as fuck

Check out Ronald's new bleached cornrow mullet, Hawaiian shirt and orange nail polish. That dude's wack af

by Juicemaster Flesh December 31, 2021

WoW Wacker

One who pleasures themselves to pictures and or movies of World of Warcraft

Hey Jon did you hear, Billy's old lady is a "WoW Wacker"

by gn4hir October 30, 2008

tinkle wacker

When a male is doing a helicopter with his penis and accidentally pees

Dude 1: I was waiting for my shower to heat up a tinkle wacker happened
dude 2: no way

by i love michael clifford January 3, 2015

Snackie Wackie

Beating off in to your hand and then eating the cum

"to survive we need to snackie wackie

by DovaLogic March 22, 2019

harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good

Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

by Big brain today November 12, 2020