Welf

W.E.L.F = Whiny Emo Livejournal Faggot.

Used for people who have online diary/blog things, and post in them.

Ha ha ha, you've got a Livejournal you WELF.

by cool_penguin_0 September 15, 2004

welfare mother

A woman who is on welfare. Has 5 kid's by 25 that she can't take care of or support. Also lacks the brain power or beauty to get money any other way.

Welfare mothers have to rely on the state to get funds to live.

They don't have the looks or personality to get a well off man or to succeed on their own.

The welfare mother is a failure at life.

Don't blame her though. It's not her fault she can't keep a man or make enough money due to her lack of intelligence.

by kekeked March 30, 2009

welfare

Welfare is simply one of the many conspiracys fabricated by our government to control the black community. A proverbial crutch so to speak. The longer you can keep a minority dependant on a monthly check, all the more easy it will be to cripple him later. Inevitably this plan will forever safeguard the white mans well-being and likelihood for success. If we the black people dont snap out of this cycle, the white man will always maintain dominance in America.

"I been on welfare for six years motha fucka. What I look like gettin a job nigga?"

by Bobby R October 29, 2005

Selfy Welfy

A guy who is obsessed with Starcraft and Call of Duty. He loves the Florida State Seminoles and has a pet tiger named Howard.

Selfy Welfy says biyahhh!!

by SEEEEELF April 20, 2011

welfare

sample of communism

Shaquiqa and zoomarial wanted a car so they combined their efforts so they had 20 kids and got enought welfare to get a new car.

by communism is inheriently evil October 20, 2009

Welfare

A program started by the US government for under income families. however, there has been abuse of the program where people exploit the housing prices to get rich.

Example: a person living in a Welfare housing that owns a 40 grand Cadilac.

by RYANISFATLOL March 25, 2009

Welfare Check

A check the Government gives "poor" people to buy alcohol, drugs, and pay their drug dealer

I cannit wait to get me's welfare check so I's can go's and get s'more crack

by TX1148 May 14, 2014