a wondering zombie is when you cum into a girls eyes and then punch her in the neck making her wonder around the room gasping for air,blindly. like a zombie
by loaf56231 October 2, 2006

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by ichigosweet October 8, 2010

To ejaculate in ones eyes and spin them in a circle so they have to find there way to the bathroom blind, their arms will be reaching out in the air feeling for for things and makes them look like they are playing the piano hence "Stevie Wonder"
by Mike Spencbrough November 11, 2009

Someone who is naturally pale and would normally be considered "wonder bread", but has tanned so much in the tanning salon that their skin has a permanent brown and leathery appearance.
His girlfriend is fake. She wears Lee Press on Nails, bleaches her hair, and tans so much, she has turned into wonder toast.
by Nicole Brice December 29, 2007
