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Weekend-itis

A sick day on either side of your normal days off causing your weekend to swell.
I came down with weekend-itis when Friday got in the way of my three day weekend.
by Finzano07 April 28, 2012
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Jerusalem Weekend

When you have Friday (Muslim sabbath) off in addition to Saturday (Jewish sabbath) and Sunday (Christian sabbath).
Late Thursday afternoon:

Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?

Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.
by Emanuel Goldstein April 2, 2021
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Pirate Weekend

A weekend away from inhibitions, when either a man or woman (mostly men) can explore same sex relations without being labeled gay or bi-sexual. Usually just an excuse to indulge into ones preferred sexual preference.
Tim said his wife lets him he bang anyone he wants on his Pirate Weekend, why does he always bang Dave?
by NoBueno615 April 21, 2021
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vampire weekend

a weekend where you close all the blinds and stay away from sunlight. A smaller version of a Vampire Life.
"I hate this week, I'm having a vampire weekend."
by Stacey Stacey July 11, 2021
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weekend fucker

Noun.

A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.

Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.
I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.

Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.
by King George the Cat February 27, 2012
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Weekend At Brenda’s

When you kill a chick and party with her all week!
We had a great weekend at Brenda’s!
by Blue.Steel. July 26, 2018
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Homecuming Weekend

When upperclassmen college girls revert back the their whorish frosh tendencies upon the return of male recent alumni to campus.
Pharmacy Technician (Saturday morning): What happened last night at that college next door?? Plan-B is flying off the shelf this morning!

Pharmacist: Must be Homecuming Weekend...
by Bobby Burncoat October 31, 2012
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