Waingro

A temporary hired extra body who is essentially a useless liability to an otherwise proficient crew. The person will be completely oblivious to any subtly, nuance, or basic professionalism associated with the job. Basically a total mook-sociopath incapable of reading social cues.

“That waingro just got his knuckle hair in the pistachios.”

by anonymous February 18, 2021

wiping fingers

The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.

Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.

by jimmybomm July 11, 2021

Waxing zippy

verb Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing.

Wife: honey you’ve been in the bathroom a long time, what are you doing?
Husband: waxing zippy, you said your period just started, I couldn’t wait, too much sexual tension, needed release.
Wife: clean it up when you’re done please.

by mmcg1 November 10, 2021

Waging Out

A psychotic break or mental breakdown caused by prolonged exposure to a monotonous, unrewarding, tedious, or otherwise mind-numbing workplace, typically (but not necessarily) one considered to be entry-level, or one that pays minimum "wage."

At Walmart this morning, I caught an eyeful of the wage rage, an employee was really waging out; I found them crying and screaming in the bathroom.

by BigDungo November 11, 2021

wapiang

It is to show your anger when an authority figure near you makes some unreasonable decision

Cher: No recess today
Student: Wapiang e!

by wahoo69 April 12, 2022

waning wood

When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form

When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

Dubious Waking

This is the intentional ''evil'' act of waking up friends on your contact list in the middle of the night by either calling ,texting or sending them BBM messages just because you are having difficulties sleeping for one reason or another. This is mostly done with a huge smile/grin on your face.

Steve: Gary you look so tired, rough night ?

Gary: I am a victim of Kamir's 'Dubious Waking'. He kept ringing my phone in the middle of the night and hanging up immediately.

by Kamosirous August 3, 2011