Napalm the Village

When a dude hasn't cum for a long time and blows his load all over the vagina before he even inserts his dick.

After a long dry spell, Matt finally got a new girlfriend. He rubbed one out before their date in case she came home with him because he didn't want to napalm the village.

It had been weeks since Joe and I had sex, and he totally napalmed my village before he could get inside me. I spent an hour cleaning his jizz out of my pubes.

by Mouthy Broadcast December 6, 2017

Village Face

Village face is the quality of having the face of a Russian peasant, or generally looking like someone who knows a lot about farm machinery and little about personal hygiene.

She had such a bad case of village face. She looked like her father was a goat.

by OhNoPotato July 16, 2016

Virtual Villager

An insult taken from the popular Last Day of Work game series, Virtual Villagers. Is often used to accentuate laziness, ineptitude, or dorkiness.

Tim: I was way to tired to get up for work today, I know I'll never get that promotion, but at least I can play Plant Tycoon.

Mark: Dude, you are being such a Virtual Villager.

by Artemis Vandelay December 11, 2011

village dick

The genitals of a man who has fucked several women

He has a village dick.

Women should avoid village dick at all costs.

by Wondah March 9, 2015

slum village

A cheap ghetto hip-hop club filled with slump busters.

Ive been down on my luck at the hot spots. Im gonna hit up a couple of slum villages to get my swag back.

by Dvus Rey March 27, 2007

West Village

The western portion of Greenwich Village. In all practicality, it is, for the most part, all of Greenwich Village except New York University.

I live in the West Village. I'm so fucking cool.

by trojanman11 May 21, 2011

Village Idiot

A person who is the idiot drunk at a party. This person can be the party entertainment by the things he/she does or the buzzkill if it results in something broken and/or spilt

Did you see Belinda last night?
Yea, she was dancing on tables and yelling for no reason
Haha she was definately the Village Idiot

by Belinda's Bombers November 16, 2009