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vaginasaurus

The anatomy of an ancient and should be extinct reptilic woman of the Mesozic dating era. Usually carnivorous and often of enormous size.

Term can also be used in reference to the female attached to the anatomy
He became a gay vegetarian after he was mauled by the Vaginasaurus.

The vaginasaurus gave a deep throated growl and the stench of fleshy decay filled the bedroom.
by Bermuda Ben May 12, 2008
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dead vaginas

what you get your old lady, "instead of" flowers (actually, the flowers ARE dead vaginas, just a different name for them), when either she wouldn't give it up OR laid there like a corpse whilst copulating
"man, last night Edna was so cold that when she spread her legs the furnace kicked on, so this morning I figured I'd tell her thanks by picking up a baker's dozen of some really nice dead vaginas on the way home."
by Steve Hagar December 14, 2008
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vaganus

This is when a girl has a what appears to be a vagina, but when you open it up, it's actually a anus.
I went to eat her out, but she had a vaganus and I do not toss the salad.
by Garrett November 21, 2004
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vaginoskepsis

Vaginoskepsis is derived from the term Omphaloskepsis, which is the contemplation of one's navel as an aid to meditation. Vaginoskepsis is therefor the contemplation of one's vagina.

Omphaloskepsis comes from Greek omphalos (navel) + skepsis (act of looking, examination). Contemporary use of the word is usually made in jest, as "navel-gazing" is more commonly associated with being self-absorbed or involved in pursuits primarily fueled by egotism.

In this vein, Vaginoskepsis refers to being vaginally egocentric. A vaginoskeptic person, typically female and identifying with feminist thought, evaluates the world and the merits of matters in terms that relate to the vagina - more broadly, in terms relating to sex and gender roles, misogyny, and evaluating everything for its potential to sleight or repress females. Particularly vaginoskeptic persons will find ways to infer offense to any given thing, regardless of its actually being misogynistic.
Anita Sarkeesian's vaginoskepsis is so pervasive in her work, she could spin eating a taco into a crass victimization of women, making Mexican food the wife-beater of international cuisine.
by gadiv June 4, 2013
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vaginese chicken

that nips vaginese chicken was as tight as virgin butthole
by vaginawhip15 May 24, 2011
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Vaginish

Being or acting in the way of a vagina, smelly, or anal retentivish. Could also be used in a positive tone in to polish or decimate.
If he didn't punch so vaginish he might be able to win a fight.

Or

I vaginished the shit out of Tarritas ass last night.
by Cbizzle September 28, 2013
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vaganus

when a womans gooch tears during birth from vagina to anus.you now have a vaganus.
"congratulations on your new baby boy, hows your vaganus?"
by hoodrichwitch February 14, 2015
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