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Wine Vagine

The female version of 'Whiskey Dick'. It is when a woman drinks a lot of pinot and then complains so much, you no longer wanna fuck her. This definition was made famous by comedian Nimesh Patel.
She had a bad case of wine vagine, so I had to put her to bed and jerk off.
by Nissssy April 28, 2023
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vaginal holes

there are 2 vagina holes in the vaginal area! One for sexual intercourse and another so you can let urine out!

some people may think there is 3 - the other one being for female ejaculation but let me tell you this - THEY ARE LYING!!!!!!
''Dude..I've got 3 vaginal holes''
''YOU ARE LYING. you only have 2''
by waynemcgrath August 22, 2012
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Vaginal sip

When you are engaged in cunnilingus and the female in question squirts directly into your mouth
Bruh, I was eating out Jessica last night and I inadvertently took a vaginal sip
by df110899@gmail.com October 19, 2019
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Vaginal Air

One whose personal aroma is notably Vagina
She fucks so much, She indeed maintains a permanant Vaginal Air
by Colonel Whetherton March 13, 2011
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Vaginal crayfish

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs
TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!
by Mrdusty sac January 11, 2018
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Vaginal Hook

When you're fingering a girl and they try to get away so you hook them in the vagina, and they can't go anywhere.
My friend was fingering a girl and she tried to leave, and he vaginal hooked the girl.
by Vaginal Hook October 3, 2016
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Vaginal Beard

when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.
That sally girl got her vaginal beard all in my teeth!
by Johnny Cock-knocker June 17, 2012
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