Twooper

is a really quick shit close to two minutes may even be a non wiper

dude we can't leave for sushi yet i gotta make some fucking room. before we leave i gotta take a twooper

by Dirty Dally22 November 3, 2009

twooting

Tweeting via cell phone while using the restroom.

"Are you in there taking a dump"

"Yep, and I'm twooting on my cell phone"

by str8locsta February 15, 2010

Troop

Slang for a Army paratrooper

What up troop?! Get on the ground you fuckin legs! (Legs are non airborne personnel who haven't earned their jump wings yet)

by Read this! July 9, 2016

twomp nine

Twomp nine is referred to as the 209 area code in Northern California. Twomp is a slang word used for twenty, the first person we heard refer to it as this term is Yoey The Fundraiser a local rapper from the area who really illustrates life in Stockton, Modesto, Merced and many other cities from the area code. The 209 area code has more cities than any other area code surrounding it.

They unify us together as cities and blocks but i see past that, when people ask me where I'm from I simply tell them the twomp nine

by Twomp Nine April 9, 2017

mobilizing mah troops

The act of not jacking it for a long time to build up copious amounts of splooge

nick: dood ive been mobilizing mah troops for so long i hope marrissa blows me soon
chris: cool man

by nooblet101 June 27, 2008

twoofer

1. derogatory term for those on the outer edges of the 9/11 truth movement.
2. derogatory term for any conspiracy theorist or political extremist who regularly uses the phrase 'speaking truth to power'

The twoofer said I was following the sheeple for not believing 9/11 was done with holograms, and that he was speaking truth to power

by tompaines ghost October 27, 2007

Troopysaurus

A really crappy outback jeep that looks like the All Aussie Adventures jeep

Yo, did you see the Troopysaurus this morning?, what a piece of shit

by The Inc May 11, 2006