Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.

2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s

3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.

"Don't make me go Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on your ass, son, Chuck Norris is on MY side"

by Jennard May 14, 2006

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

green dudes who would so kick mofo power rangers skinny little butts.

Greengirl4Donatello4life.
turtles in a half shell-TURTLE POWER!
*SCREAMS* YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by Greengirl February 28, 2004

snapping turla

Pelvic floor muscles inside the vagina clamping down or snapping on a penis like a snapping turtle.

My snapping turla clamped down right when he thought it was safe to pull out.

by Misshoo November 27, 2022

Velvet turtle

A masturbation device, home made or store bought

Hugo offered to hold my velvet turtle while I break it in.

by Moe976 November 18, 2009

turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

by Mike April 12, 2004

turtles

the best animal in the world!

turtles

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Turtlehead

A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter. Also known as "Touching cloth".

Person1 "What is that bulging in your trousers?"

Person2 "Oh that... Just a turtlehead."

by Si Todd March 4, 2004