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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter
by Sexydimma August 27, 2013
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Donk-Monk-Turk

Donk-Monk-Turk was a word combination of Donkey, Monkey and Turkey two animal names with ending of the word "key"
Look I'm feeding to the Donk-Monk-Turk a creature that looks strange
by Kostya The Wordmaker December 2, 2024
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Schrödinger's Turk

Schrödinger's Turk usually refers to someone who uses a persona best suited for the situation but immediately change their whole persona when the situation doesn't go to plan.

UNLIKE ''Schrödinger's cat'' the phrase ''Schrödinger's Turk'' will only exclusively be used to describe a person only

This phrase was widely popularized on the internet to mock Turkish streamer Hassan Piker, who would switch between being ''Caucasian'' and being ''Arab'' to best suit the narrative at hand.
Hassan: ''I have faced much racism as an Arab in America.''
Hassan: ''Oh, i guess they don't like us, white boys.''

Viewer: Oh my god, here he goes again! That Schrödinger's Turk.
by Flutteryn December 1, 2025
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Turk

some weird muslim guy who took from the greeks.
by the conqueror.cpt September 25, 2023
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the turks

people from central europ

those other turks from turkey are just greeks but turkish
by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc October 31, 2022
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Schrodinger’s Turk

A person that claims that they are white or of color, whichever is more benefiting in current situation.
Synonyms include: Ethnic Chameleon, Racial Opportunist.
A: Is John a person of color?

B: He's a Schrodinger’s Turk. One day he says he's white, the other he invokes his asian relatives.

A: So he's a racial opportunist?

B: Yeah, a real ethnic chameleon.
by Anon8271 November 24, 2025
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Tyler turk

by Dbnakjdjfnrmwn November 24, 2019
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