by Sarcastyc January 24, 2015
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Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"
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by CockWrestle2000 February 3, 2015
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turkey drippings are the loose gravey like liquid shit coming from the cat's ass after leaving the litterbox. The drippings can also emenate from the nasty ass of humans who are casual about their potty habits.
Our cat, Little Guy, walks proudly while leaving a trail of his nasty ass turkey drippings on the freshly cleaned carpet.
You can smell the turkey drippings coming from that guy's ass.
You can smell the turkey drippings coming from that guy's ass.
by Frank Giove, July 27, 2007
Get the turkey drippings mug.1. The epitome of everything. Turkwise is that which Mana-sama seeks to control and needs all the time. Beware the DIX wrath when he's run out of it.
2. The cool(aid) way of saying turquoise.
2. The cool(aid) way of saying turquoise.
1. Mana: -Oh shit, where has mah turwisez gone?!?-
2. "Now available in all five food groups: Red, Urnge, Green, Blue, and Turkwise.
2. "Now available in all five food groups: Red, Urnge, Green, Blue, and Turkwise.
by roflbot June 26, 2009
Get the Turkwise mug.Turkpocalypse is another word for the United States civic holiday, Thanksgiving.
Turkpocalypse refers particularly to the large-scale killing of turkeys in preparation for the Thanksgiving celebration, since turkey is the most common main dish served at the central meal to which the celebration is largely dedicated each November.
Turkpocalypse refers particularly to the large-scale killing of turkeys in preparation for the Thanksgiving celebration, since turkey is the most common main dish served at the central meal to which the celebration is largely dedicated each November.
In a silly display of tradition, every year the President of the United States 'pardons' at least one turkey, saving it from its otherwise certain doom with the annual arrival of Turkpocalypse.
One side-effect of Turkpocalypse is a nationwide tryptophan-induced, after-dinner nap while watching the game on TV.
One side-effect of Turkpocalypse is a nationwide tryptophan-induced, after-dinner nap while watching the game on TV.
by Neologian-PJG November 29, 2011
Get the Turkpocalypse mug.A pre-negotiated technique enjoyed by some spanking fetishists (spankos): leaving the red outline of a hand print on a partner's inner thigh during intense play; an especially popular activity to spanking enthusiasts during Spanksgiving ... ummm ... Thanksgiving time.
Adriana reveals a fondness for creating something called thigh turkeys on her willing spankee. “I love doing thigh turkeys on people, because you can watch the handprint grow.” “Oh, like when you draw one for Thanksgiving!” Katherine responds. "That’s pretty cute.”
by Dex_terity November 22, 2016
Get the Thigh turkey mug.To senselessly trounce a man's forehead or cheeks with one's chafed scrotum after a night out on a tranny chase. Otherwise known as a victory slap, to prove to other trannies that Briggsy has made a kill. Has also been referred to as territorial marking.
Denzil: Have you noticed all the trannies with bruised faces?
Roland: Yeah. Looks like Briggsy's being dishing out some more Briggsy's Turkey Slaps.
Denzil: Dirty little fucker.
Roland: Yeah. Looks like Briggsy's being dishing out some more Briggsy's Turkey Slaps.
Denzil: Dirty little fucker.
by Jittery Codpiece September 12, 2006
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