True Stoner

A person who finds a way to smoke weed every day without fail, unless they actually can't get hold of any ganja. A true stoner can be of any race or species as long as they follow the one rule above.

Some people may mis-interpret an occasional weed smoker as a stoner, but they are incorrect.
A stoner typically consists of a calm, harmless personality, an easy going daily routine and an incredibly laid back way of life.

If a stoner cannot get hold of any weed, the typical personality traits could turn opposite to the usual. A stoner may become stressed, angry and very impatient.

A True Stoner knows they are a Stoner and are PROUD to be a Stoner.

Legaliiiiiiize

"what do you wanna do today maan?"

"Got any gwaaan?"

"nahh man you?"

"yeeboii lets go roll a fatty!"

"yeeeeman! what you doing tomorrow?"

"Getting stoooooned maan"

"yeeeeman saaafe gimme a dingle and well meet up for some fatty bifts"

- true stoner

by Stonermaaaaaan March 3, 2011

true baller

Someone who makes a lot of money for real everyday no bullshit, someone who truly balls, not just temporary. I am a true baller
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That guys a true baller.
That dude dude don't ball, Mr James is a true baller

by the internet hustler, a true b March 15, 2014

True Fan

True Fan: a pretentious, often narcissistic fan who believes everyone should think and express the same viewpoints and opinions as themselves.

Also see: easily offended.

If you think our team might lose, then you are no *true fan*
True fans are always positive and have faith in their team, you're no *true fan*

by Bettafold_ September 23, 2019

true friend

-a friend who is always there
-will wake up in the middle of the night to help you
-does not hold grudges
-cares for you
-is kind
-refuses to let you mess up your life
-is there for you even in the worst times
-a rare occurance
-selfless
-puts you and other friends of his/her before themself

Without him i would still be depressed and probably drunk, he is a true friend

by -unknown munky- August 25, 2011

True love

True love is when u can risk your life for the other person, it's where you can say you fully trust the person you love, and you can honestly tell them anything at the end of the day. You and yours can share deep conversations, and you can rely on the other person with anything you need. True love is not only a saying but it's real when u find the right person, it's the person you want to spend your life with, and give yourself to. True love is when you constantly care about a person and their well being, and when someone hurts them then they better watch their backs because your coming for them. True love is when you go through the struggles together and they never leave and if you happen to part you will find your way back. True love isn't about sex or what the person can materialistically give you or what they have it's the happiness they bring u when you get around eachother. It's the happiness they bring u when u see a smile on the other persons face or the little things you guys can do together just to make eachother happy, true love is a lot of things shown in a lot of different ways but it is meant to be💍

True love is something you know is true when you find the right person, you can't look for it , you can't find it, but you'll know when you have it 💍

by BabyGirl💍 February 5, 2017

true love

It only happens once in a lifetime but is the most wonderous thing to ever happen. When your eyes first meet you know deep within your heart that they are the perfect match for you. It is a mutual feeling. Athough there may be bumps along the way, true love always wins in the end. True love is also respecting your mate....not putting sexual pressure on them. It is the type of love that still lasts even if your mate loses thier legs or suffers terrible burns. It lives on no matter what. True love also is fidelity,honesty, honor and respect. It is where the male follows a code of chivlary, meaning a respect for womesn, and the woman honors her husband. Apart they are two but together they are one. True love is not based on looks and there is no feeling of lust. If someone has true love they will wait untill the bonds of marriage to have sex. They are unselfish and care more about thier partner then for themselves.

girl-"This is nnot a fake love mom, I swear I am truelly in love. I feel no lust or jealousy. Even if I never see him again I would stay true to his memory."

mom-"True love is very rare."

girl-"I know mom, I know, that is why I shall cherish him forever. I'll cherish him past death, love him for who he is."

by Anglo-SaxonPrincess June 18, 2009

True Love

True love never dies. When you love someone, you always will. True love doesn't end. If you believe you've "lost" love for someone then you never really, truely loved them. There may be hard times, but it always pulls through. It is not perfect but is beautiful. True love is mad, passionate, extreme, ecstacy-happy, generous, devotion. True love could never be explained in words. Only showed. Most people never experience true love.

Disney movie characters find true love easier than real life people.

by ICanHelp November 20, 2011