Tissue roll

What people for some reason think is the shield against the virus when, in fact, it isn't.

Sharon: Hey caroline I stocked up on tissue roll because of the virus

Caroline: what?

by NibbaHotCheetos March 21, 2020

Trissetrull

wow that trissetrull that means you have a huge dick no cap

wow wasup omg looke at his trissetrull its so huge

by EJsus lesis May 29, 2020

trissles

Someone who is a punani. This refers to the idea that they are little puts blancas

Ugh I’m so over Leroy, he gives off trissles vibes

by Bob3213 November 22, 2020

Tissue Vandals

A tissue vandal is a janitors worst nightmare. Usually anonymous, this person (or sometimes people depending on how bad the situation is) will vandalize school toilets by using wet tissue mainly soaked with water.

There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)

Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers

Headmaster: I'm sick and tired of these tissue vandals!

by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021

Tissue box

An emotionally dead person who has as many emotions as a tissue box

Man: Kayley i love you
Kayley: I dont
Man: you are a tissue box

by Bigballzbabe August 14, 2021

tissue

a paper like material used in the toilet or also known as toiletries

pass some tissue

by samediilol May 15, 2022

tissue

A task or interaction that is (or should be) very easy/simple to complete.

Of course I finished Oregon Trail, that sh*t's tissue!

Bob was pretty embarrassed that beating his 8 year old cousin at a board game wasn't as tissue as he said it would be.

by poodleuni August 19, 2022